DROP ME A LINE

2005 Archive

 

Friday, December 30, 2005


NUN BUN THIEVES SUCK!

 


 

Thursday, December 29, 2005


 

ASIAN BIRD FLU SUCKS!

 


 

 

December 21 - December 28, 2005


THE HOLIDAYS SUCK UP ALL MY TIME LIKE A BLACKISH HOLISH THING!

MY APOLOGIES

 


 

Tuesday, December 20, 2005


BEING GOOSED BY A DALMATIAN SUCKS!

 


 

Monday, December 19, 2005


SELLING BALLOONS SUCKS!

 


 

Thursday, December 15, 2005


LOSING CONTROL OF YOUR RACE OSTRICH SUCKS!


His name is Lester. I bought him with my
Hurricane Katrina insurance refund check
instead of fixing my roof. He runs and runs.
If any of my neighbors were actually able
to live in their houses I bet they would be
all kinds of jealous. I am hoping to get some
contents money from FEMA so that I can
buy Lester a matching pimpin' jogging suit.
I mean, after all, he is doing all the jogging.


 

Wednesday, December 14, 2005


RISING HEALTH CARE COSTS SUCK!


 

Tuesday, December 13, 2005


TOXIC RIVERS SUCK!


 

Thursday, December 8, 2005


2 CENT STAMPS SUCK!


 

Wednesday, December 7, 2005


MICROSOFT SUCKS!


 

Tuesday, December 6, 2005


WAR STRATEGIES SUCK!


 

 

Friday, December 2, 2005


MANILA SUCKS!


but they do make a mean folder

 


 

Thursday, December 1, 2005



 

Wednesday, November 30, 2005



BRIBERY SUCKS!


but old men crying because they got caught is actually kinda funny.

 


 

Tuesday, November 29, 2005



SADDAM'S TRIAL SUCKS!

 


 

Friday, June17, 2005



THESE TWO SUCK!


Inventing the better fly trap.

 


 

Thursday, June 16, 2005



BONO SUCKS!


"Testing One, Two, Three, Fourteen"
Does he even think they are on?

 


 

Monday, June 6, 2005



FLOODS SUCK!


If you hold your ankles just right and Chen runs fast enough,
you can get some lift

 


 

Friday, June 3, 2005



LOSING TO THIS FREAKING DWEEB SUCKS!


It took several hours for a team of nine surgeons to remove that 20
from Dereck's anus

 


 

Thursday, June 2, 2005



THE STOCK MARKET SUCKS!


"I could have sworn he said seven"

 


 

Wednesday, June 1, 2005



KIDS MISSING SUCKS!

 


 

Tuesday, May 31, 2005



SPORT FISHING SUCKS!

 


 

Friday, May 27, 2005



FRENCH VOTERS SUCK!

 


 

Thursday, May 26, 2005



IRAN SUCKS!

 


 

Wednesday, May 25, 2005



BEING ABLE TO SMELL YOUR OWN BUTT FIRST HAND SUCKS!

 


 

Tuesday, May 24, 2005



FEDERAL JUDGES SUCK!

 


 

Monday, May 23, 2005



KOREA SUCKS!

 


 

Friday, May 20, 2005



DOLLS SUCK!

 


 

Wednesday, May 18, 2005



FILIBUSTERS SUCK!

 


Tuesday, May 17, 2005


CHOPPING DOWN RAINFORESTS SUCKS!

 


 

 

Monday, May 16, 2005



HURRICANE SEASON SUCKS!

 


 

Friday, May 13, 2005



TOP SENATORS SUCK!

 


 

Thursday, May 12, 2005



THROWING LIKE A GIRL SUCKS!

 


 

Wednesday, May 11, 2005



THE POPE SUCKS!

 


 

Tuesday, May 10, 2005



AMERICAN IDOL SUCKS!

 


 

Monday, May 9, 2005



IRAQ SUCKS!

 


 

Friday, May 6, 2005



TONY BLAIR SUCKS!

 


 

Thursday, May 5, 2005



MICHAEL JACKSON SUCKS!